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Watch as I get too emotionally invested in songs alone in my room.
Do you think that the humans on Mobius poke fun at Shadow the same way we do about Chuck Norris? Like, I’ve always pictured Shadow as the Chuck Norris of Mobius. I can picture some of the G.U.N. soldiers sitting around, being like:
"Shadow’s chest fur is bullet proof."
"Shadow doesn’t use ‘chaos blast’, that’s actually just him farting."
"Can Shadow swim?" "Nah man, Shadow doesn’t swim - water just wants to be around him."
"You see, Shadow isn’t actually immortal, he just cheats death." "NO no, he doesn’t cheat death - he wins fair and square."
"I heard that Shadow doesn’t even sleep." "That’s right, Shadow doesn’t sleep - he waits.”
"Shadow’s pencils don’t have erasers because he doesn’t make mistakes."