- me: i want to draw
- me: *starts drawing* i don't want to do this anymore
My tablet, which previously had not been working on Linux, suddenly is working and made me download every picture currently loaded on my dashboard when I put my arm on it.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me
And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes
KEEP!!!! YOUR!!!!! BLACK!!!!! CATS!!!!! INSIDE!!!! TOMORROW!!!!!
It’s Friday the 13th and there are horrible evil people out there that kill/injure black cats for superstitious reasons. Please keep your cuties safe.
This is serious! My cats were killed last halloween for the same fucking reason please protect your cats it doesn’t matter where you live if It can happen to me in the middle of no where it can happen anywhere people will do anything for a cruel laugh!